82 of the most entertaining quotes about gambling

Gambling is, first and foremost, entertainment.Slot machine bells and whistles, dazzling colors and shapes of table games, everything is designed to entertain our customers.

At the land-based casino, live music is played at bars and restaurants, and parties are lively.At online casinos, the excitement increases as points are added.

Casinos, both land-based and online, seem to be boring.

Gambling has been linked to addiction, but recent research has shown that most players rely on the sensation of fun they get from gambling.Medical researchers estimate that only 5-8% of all gamblers show evidence of addiction.Most people participate to have a good time.
You may just like to get excited by playing "Wheel of Fortune" and "Double Diamon".I like the thrill of Russian roulette, and I like poker and blackjack with delicious cocktails and strategy.

Casinos may not be guaranteed to win, but that's why they're repeaters.

Comedian Chico Marx illustrates this well. "I'm looking forward to tomorrow's win even if I lose today, and I can expect tomorrow's loss even if I win today. It's not fun to be sure."

Interestingly, even if you lose, you tend to feel happy.Some studies have found that going to a casino and losing money does not make the overall experience less enjoyable. “A gambler is nothing more than a person who makes a living with hope.” – William Borito

Many celebrities, like Marx, had an opinion about gambling.
Many of them found humor in losing and changing luck.
“Professional poker player Phil Helmas says,“ If you don't have luck, you can always win. ”

We've collected some of the most entertaining gambling quotes from dozens of infamous figures, including ancient philosophers like Pubilius Syrus, scientists like Albert Einstein, and actors like Paul Newman.

Whether you're new to the world of gambling or an enthusiastic casino player, these lines will surely make you smile.

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“Gambling is the future on the Internet. It's no use looking at dirty photos.” – Simon Noble

“Shots that aren't taken always fail 100%.” – Wayne Gretzky

“Nine gamblers can't feed one rooster” Yugoslavian saying

“Eat your stake, but don't bet the money you ate” – Unknown

“True luck isn't about having the best cards at the table, it's the luckiest person who knows when to get up and go home.” – John Milton Hay

“The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.” – Wilson Mizuner

“The safest way to double your money is to fold it back and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard

“Gambling is an expression of humanity, not vice. We gamble. Some people do it at the game table, others don't. Play, win, play, lose. Play. . ”– Janet Winterson

“The better the gambler, the worse the person” – Publius Syrus

“The person who invented poker was smart, but the person who invented the chips was
He was a genius. ”– Julius Wine Trove

“Last year, people earned more than $ 10 billion in poker, and casinos earned 27 billion yen just by their side.”-Samantha Bee

“It's harder to leave the table during a streak, and even harder to leave the table when you're losing.” – Carla Bertoia

“Stop while you're winning. All the best gamblers do.” – Baltasar Gracián y Morales

“Gamblers never make the same mistake twice, usually more than three times.” – Terry Murphy

“Gamblers play even with unchanging odds that are against them.” – Roger “Lou Krieger” Lubin

“You can't change your luck while sitting there, but you can always change your machine!” – James Hauenstein

“Don't take the greatest risk” – Tim Fargo

“The urge to gamble is so universal and the act is so much fun that I think it must be evil.” – Heywood Hale Brune

“One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a plow and garden seed package.” – Dan Bennett

“People who aren't afraid to enter the casino are either very rich or haven't studied the game enough.” Terrence “VP Pappy” Murphy

“Luck is what happens when preparations and opportunities meet.” – Seneca

“House doesn't beat the player, it just gives them the opportunity to beat themselves” – Nick Dandaros

“Luck always seems to be a disadvantage to those who depend on it.” –
Unknown author

“There is a very easy way to get back from the casino as a little rich: get rich” – Jack Jerton

“If you don't have luck, you can win every time” – Phil Helmas

“A man has to bet at least once a day, or he may not notice it while walking in good luck.” – Jimmy Jones

“Only those who carry brooms and shovels can chase the race and make money.” – Elbert Hubbard

“Gambling is a great egalitarian. Everyone is equal on the card.” – Nikolai Gogol

“Gambling cards, dice, stocks, etc. is all one thing. It's about getting money without giving the equivalent.” – Henry Ward Beecher

“Gambling is a gambler's act of worship. Prophecy is a saint's act of worship.” – Toba Beta

“Luck is always with us, good or bad, but it has a way of giving preferential treatment to the intellectuals and showing their backs to the fools.” – John Dewey

“No one can always win, and those who say that are either liars or not playing poker.” – Alfred Alvarez

“Gambling has two great pleasures: winning and losing” – French saying

“To be a poker champion, you have to have a strong bladder.” – Jack McClelland

“A weekend in Vegas without gambling or drinking is like a reborn Christian.” – Artie Lang

Gambling is run on the premise that greed is filled with luck. "Rita-Mae Brown
“If you lose today, you can expect tomorrow's win, and if you win today, you can expect tomorrow's loss. The sure thing is not interesting.” – Chico Marx

“A gentleman is a man who pays gambling debt, even if he knows he has been deceived.” – Leo Tolstoy

“To be successful as a gambler, you have to completely ignore money.” – Doyle Brunson

“If you really want to compete, decide on three things first.
The stake, and the end time. ”– Chinese saying

“You can't beat the roulette table without stealing money from the roulette table.” – Albert Einstein

“When I was young, I was called a gambler. When I was young, I was called a gambler, and as I grew up, I was called a speculator. Now I am called a banker. But I'm always the same. I'm doing that. ”– Sir Ernest Cassel

“Gambling to be able to gamble the next day, not to gamble to win.” – Bert Ambrose

“The deadly sins of gambling are to mistake bad play for bad luck.” – Ian Fleming

“One person asked me why women don't gamble as much as men, and I said,“ I don't have the money. ”That was correct, but an incomplete answer.In fact, a woman's full gambling instinct is fulfilled by marriage. " --Gloria Steinem

“What inspires gamblers? Adventure or love for laziness?” – Paul Bamicore

“Las Vegas is, as far as I know, the only place where money really speaks.-From Frank Sinatra's“ Joker is Wild ”

“Gambling, known as business, strongly hates business, known as gambling.” – Ambrose Bierce

“To be successful, you have to be born with luck or make it. Never give up. Some money is useful, but the real right thing is not to face the facts.” – Ruth・ Gordon

“Gambling is buying hope with credit.” – Alan Wykes

“A dollar you win is twice as sweet as a dollar you earn” – Paul Newman

“Poker is like sex. Everyone thinks they are the best, but most people don't know what they are doing.” – Dutch Boyd

“You can't get anything without losing everything you had.” – Nadia Scrieva

“The less you bet, the more you lose when you win” – Bob Nastanovich

“I used to be a heavy gambler, but now I just make a mental bet. That's how I lost my heart.” – Steve Allen

“Gambling is the son of greed and the father of despair.” – French saying

“Gambling brought the family together. I had to move to a small house.” Tommy Cooper

“If you want to be wealthy, think about saving as well as gaining.” – Benjamin Franklin

“If you can't spot a duck in the first 30 minutes, you're a duck.” – Mike McDermott

“Poker is a difficult way to live a comfortable life” – Doyle Brunson

“As all evidence shows, God is actually quite a gambler, the universe is a great casino, dice are thrown, and roulette wheels spin on every occasion.” – Dr. Hawking

“I can't believe God rolls the dice in space” – Albert Einstein

“Gambling is part of the human condition. I love it. Gambling is the most fun. I've made a lot of money and I've lost it.” --Jerry Lewis

“In gambling, a lot of people have to lose in order for a few to win.” – George Bernard Shaw

“The advice for those who aren't born is that they aren't born with a gambling instinct unless they have a probabilistic sense.
If you don't understand the probability well. ”– Jack Drafus

“One of the worst things that can happen in life is to bet on a horse and win at an early age.
Bet on horses at a young age. ”– Danny McGuty

“No dog can move as fast as the money you bet.” – Bad Flanagan

“At casinos, the basics are to keep them playing and bring them back. The longer you play, the more you lose and finally you get everything.” – Robert De Niro in “Casino ”

“If you have the money and the amount of liquor, you'll have a stick in your life at the roulette table” – Michael Ventura

“Russian roulette is not the same without a gun.” – Lady Gaga

“The slot machine sits like a young oiran, promises undreamed pleasures, fulfills your deep desires, and satisfies all your desires.” – Frank Scobrait

“The gambling theme is all-encompassing. It combines the natural instinct of human play with the desire to know about one's destiny and future.” – Franz Rosenthal

“There is no father or son at the gambling table.” – Chinese saying

“I like playing blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semicircle.” – Mitch Hedberg

“I want people to understand that gambling isn't a bad thing if it's done within the original framework of being fun and fun.” – Michael Jordan

“There are three ways to ruin: women, gambling, and technicians. Women are the most fun, gambling is the fastest, and technicians are the surest.”-George Pompidou

“Lottery. Taxes for people who are not good at math.” – Author unknown

“The best way to throw dice is to throw them away.” – English saying

“Baccarat is a game in which a crewer collects money with a flexible sword and brings it back. If I could borrow his oars, I would have remained.” – Mark Twain

“The roulette table pays no one but the person who owns it. However, the passion for games is common, but the passion for maintaining the roulette table is unknown.” – George Bernard show

“Most betting shops have three windows that say“ bet here ”but only one window that says“ pay out ”. ”– Jeffrey Bernard

“I believe in luck and I think the harder you work, the better your luck.” – Thomas Jefferson