82 mwa mawu osangalatsa kwambiri okhudza njuga

Kutchova njuga ndiko, choyamba, zosangalatsa.Kuyambira mabelu ndi mluzu wamakina a slot mpaka mitundu yowoneka bwino yamasewera apatebulo, chilichonse chimapangidwa kuti chizikusangalatsani.

Makasino okhazikika pamtunda amakhala ndi nyimbo zamoyo m'mabala awo ndi malo odyera kuti maphwando apitirire.Pa kasino wapaintaneti, chisangalalo chimawonjezeka ndi mfundo iliyonse yowonjezeredwa.

Makasino, onse okhala pamtunda komanso pa intaneti, akuwoneka ngati njira yochepetsera kunyong'onyeka.

Kutchova njuga kwagwirizanitsidwa ndi kumwerekera, koma kafukufuku waposachedwapa wapeza kuti osewera ambiri amadalira chisangalalo chimene kutchova njuga kumapereka.Ofufuza azachipatala akuyerekeza kuti 5-8% yokha ya otchova njuga omwe amawonetsa umboni wokonda kumwerekera.Anthu ambiri amapitako kuti akasangalale.
Mwina mumangokonda kusewera Wheel of Fortune kapena Double Diamon ndikumva chisangalalo.Kaya mumakonda chisangalalo cha roulette yaku Russia kapena kukonza ma cocktails okoma pa poker kapena blackjack.

Kupambana sikungakhale kotsimikizika pa kasino, koma ndizomwe zimawapangitsa kuti abwerere.

Woseketsa Chico Marx akuwonetsa bwino izi. Ngakhale nditaluza lero, ndikuyembekezera kupambana mawa, ndipo ngakhale nditapambana lero, nditha kuyembekezera kuluza mawa. Kutsimikizika sikusangalatsa.

Chochititsa chidwi n’chakuti timakonda kukhala osangalala ngakhale titaluza.Kafukufuku wina wapeza kuti kupita kokasino ndikutaya ndalama sikupangitsa kuti zochitika zonse zisakhale zosangalatsa. “Wotchova njuga ndi munthu amene amakhala ndi chiyembekezo.” - William Bollito

Mofanana ndi Marx, anthu ambiri otchuka anali ndi maganizo awo pankhani ya kutchova njuga.
Ambiri aiwo adapeza nthabwala pakutaya ndikusintha mwayi.
"Katswiri wosewera poker Phil Helmuth adati, 'Ngati mwayi ulibe kanthu, mumapambana nthawi zonse.

Tatenga mawu otchova njuga oseketsa kwambiri ochokera kwa anthu odziwika bwino, kuphatikiza anzeru zakale monga Pubilius Syrus, asayansi ngati Albert Einstein, ndi zisudzo ngati Paul Newman.

Kaya ndinu watsopano kudziko la juga kapena wokonda kasino wokonda, mawu awa akukupatsani kumwetulira pankhope yanu.

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"Pa intaneti, kutchova juga ndi tsogolo. Simungalakwe ndi zithunzi zonyansa." - Simon Noble

"Kuwombera komwe simukujambula kumaphonya 100%." ​​- Wayne Gretzky

“Otchova juga 9 sangadyetse tambala” mwambi wa ku Yugoslavia

"Idyani ndalama zanu, koma osabetcherana zomwe mumadya" - Osadziwika

"Mwayi weniweni sikuti umakhala ndi makhadi abwino kwambiri patebulo, koma odala kwambiri ndi omwe amadziwa nthawi yoti adzuke ndi kupita kunyumba." - John Milton Hay

"Chitsimikizo chokha chokhudza mwayi ndikuti zimasintha." - Wilson Mizner

"Njira yabwino kwambiri yopangira ndalama zanu kuwirikiza kawiri ndikuzipinda ndikuziyika m'thumba mwanu." - Kin Hubbard

"Kutchova njuga sikulakwa, ndikuwonetsa umunthu. Timatchova njuga. Ena patebulo lamasewera, ena satero. Sewerani, pambanani, sewerani, tayani. Sewerani." - Janet Winterson

"Otchova njuga abwino ndi anthu oyipa kwambiri" - Publius Syrus

“Munthu amene anapanga poker anali wanzeru, koma munthu amene anapanga tchipisi
anali katswiri. "- Julius Weintraub

"Anthu adapanga ndalama zoposa $10 biliyoni poker chaka chatha, ndipo kasino adapanga $27 biliyoni chifukwa chokhala nawo pafupi." - Samantha Bee

"N'zovuta kuchoka patebulo ukakhala pa mpikisano wopambana, ndipo zimakhala zovuta kwambiri ukagonja." - Carla Bertoia

"Siyani pamene mukupambana. Otchova njuga abwino kwambiri amachita." - Baltasar Gracian y Morales

"Wotchova njuga salakwitsa kawiri kawiri, nthawi zambiri kuposa katatu." - Terry Murphy

"Wotchova njuga azisewera ngakhale atasemphana ndi iye." - Roger "Lou Krieger" Lubin

"Simungathe kusintha mwayi wanu utakhala pamenepo, koma mutha kusintha makina omwe mulimo!" - James Hauenstein

"Osaika pachiwopsezo chachikulu" - Tim Fargo

"Chikhumbo cha kutchova njuga ndi chachilengedwe chonse, ndipo mchitidwewu ndi wosangalatsa kwambiri, kotero ndikuganiza kuti uyenera kukhala woyipa." - Heywood Hale Bruen

“Imodzi mwa njira zabwino kwambiri zotchova njuga ndi pulawo ndi mbewu za m’munda.” - Dan Bennett

“Aliyense amene saopa kulowa m’kasino angakhale wolemera kwambiri kapena saphunzira mokwanira za masewerawa.” Terrence “VP Pappy” Murphy

"Mwayi ndi zomwe zimachitika kukonzekera kukakumana ndi mwayi." - Seneca

"Nyumba simakugonjetsani, imangokupatsani mwayi wodzimenya nokha" - Nick Dandaros

"Mwayi nthawi zonse umawoneka wotsutsana ndi omwe amadalira." -
Wolemba sakudziwika

"Pali njira yosavuta yotulutsira kasino ndikubwera kunyumba wolemera: pita wolemera." - Jack Yelton

"Ngati palibe mwayi, ndimapambana nthawi zonse." - Phil Hermuth

"Mwamuna ayenera kubetcha kamodzi pa tsiku, kapena angakhale akuyenda molemera koma osazindikira." - Jimmy Jones

Anthu okhawo omwe amapeza ndalama kuthamangitsa mpikisano ndi omwe ali ndi tsache ndi mafosholo. ” - Elbert Hubbard

"Kutchova njuga ndikofanana kwambiri. Pamakhadi aliyense ndi wofanana. " - Nikolai Gogol

"Kutchova juga ndi makhadi, madasi, masheya, ndi zina zonse ndi chinthu chimodzi: kupeza ndalama osapereka zofanana." - Henry Ward Beecher

“Kutchova njuga ndi chikhulupiriro kwa otchova njuga. Uneneri ndi ntchito ya chikhulupiriro kwa oyera mtima.

"Mwayi umakhala ndi ife nthawi zonse, zabwino kapena zoipa, koma uli ndi njira yokondera anthu anzeru ndi kubwezera msana kwa opusa." - John Dewey

Palibe amene amapambana nthawi zonse, ndipo aliyense amene anganene kuti ndi wabodza kapena samasewera poker. ” Alfredo Alvarez

"Pali zosangalatsa ziwiri pa kutchova njuga: kupambana ndi kuluza" - mwambi wachifalansa

"Kuti mukhale katswiri wa poker, muyenera kukhala ndi chikhodzodzo cholimba." - Jack McClelland

"Loweruka ndi Lamlungu ku Las Vegas osatchova njuga kapena kumwa mowa kuli ngati kukhala Mkhristu wobadwanso mwatsopano." - Artie Lang

Kutchova njuga kumagwira ntchito poganiza kuti umbombo umakhutitsidwa ndi mwayi. ” Rita-May Brown
"Mukaluza lero, mutha kuyembekezera kupambana mawa. Mukapambana lero, mutha kuyembekezera kuluza mawa. Kutsimikizika sikusangalatsa. " - Chico Marx

"Njonda ndi munthu amene amalipira ngongole yake ya juga ngakhale akudziwa kuti wapusitsidwa." - Leo Tolstoy

Kuti mukhale wotchova njuga wopambana, muyenera kunyalanyaza ndalama zonse. ” - Doyle Brunson

“Ngati mukufunadi kupambana, sankhani zinthu zitatu kaye.
Pali wager ndi nthawi yotsiriza. ”- mwambi wachitchaina

"Simungathe kugonjetsa tebulo la roulette pokhapokha mutabera ndalama." - Albert Einstein

“Pamene ndinali wamng’ono, ankanditcha wotchova njuga, pamene ndinali wamng’ono ankanditcha wotchova njuga.

“Osatchova juga kuti apambane, tchova njuga kuti udzathe kutchova njuga tsiku lotsatira.” – Bert Ambrose

“Tchimo lalikulu m’kutchova njuga ndilo kulakwitsa maseŵera oipa kukhala amwayi.”—Ian Fleming

“Wina anandifunsa chifukwa chake akazi samatchova juga mofanana ndi amuna, ndipo ndinayankha kuti, ‘Chifukwa ndilibe ndalama.Linali yankho lolondola koma losakwanira.M’chenicheni, chizoloŵezi changwiro cha njuga cha mkazi chimakhutitsidwa ndi ukwati.” - Gloria Steinem

"Nchiyani chimalimbikitsa wotchova njuga? Kodi ndi ulendo kapena kukonda ulesi? " - Paul Bamicolle

"Las Vegas, monga momwe ndikudziwira, ndi malo okhawo omwe ndalama zimayankhula.- Frank Sinatra wochokera ku "Joker is Wild"

“Kutchova njuga komwe kumadziwika kuti bizinesi kumanyansidwa ndi bizinesi yomwe imadziwika kuti kutchova njuga.”—Ambrose Bierce

“Mwabadwa mwamwayi kapena mumachita bwino. Osataya mtima. ・ Gordon

“Kutchova njuga ndiko kupeza chiyembekezo ndi ngongole.”—Alan Wykes

"Dola yopambana imakhala yokoma kawiri kuposa dola yomwe wapeza" - Paul Newman

“Poker ili ngati kugonana. Aliyense amadziona kuti ndi wabwino kwambiri, koma anthu ambiri sadziwa zimene akuchita.” Dutch Boyd

“Simungapeze chilichonse popanda kutaya chilichonse chomwe muli nacho.” — Nadia Skrieva

"Pamene mumabetcha pang'ono, mumataya kwambiri mukapambana" - Bob Nastanovich

“Ndinkakonda kutchova njuga kwambiri. Tsopano ndimangobetcherana m’maganizo. Umu ndi mmene ndinasokonezeka maganizo.” Steve Allen

“Kutchova njuga ndi mwana waumbombo komanso tate wotaya mtima.”—Mwambi Wachifalansa

"Kutchova njuga kunabweretsa banja lathu pamodzi. Tinayenera kusamukira ku nyumba yaing'ono. " Tommy Cooper

Ngati mukufuna kukhala wolemera, ganizirani za kusunga ndalama komanso kupeza.”— Benjamin Franklin

"Ngati sungathe kuwona wonyenga mu theka loyamba la ola, ndiwe wonyenga." - Mike McDermott

"Poker ndi njira yovuta yokhalira moyo wosavuta" - Doyle Branson

“Monga umboni wonse ukusonyezera, Mulungu alidi wotchova njuga, ndipo chilengedwe chonse ndi malo abwino kwambiri ochitira juga, kumene amagubuduza ndi mawilo a roleti akuzungulira mpata uliwonse.” —Dr. Hawking

“Sindingakhulupirire kuti Mulungu akugudubuza midadada m’mlengalenga.”— Albert Einstein

“Kutchova njuga ndi gawo la moyo wa anthu, ndimakonda kwambiri kutchova njuga. - Jerry Lewis

“Potchova njuga, ambiri amaluza kuti oŵerengeka apambane.”— George Bernard Shaw

“Langizo langa kwa mwana wosabadwa nlakuti musabadwe ndi chizoloŵezi cha kutchova njuga pokhapokha mutakhala ndi maganizo osiyanitsidwa.
Pokhapokha mutamvetsetsa bwino za kuthekera. "- Jack Dreyfuss

“Chinthu choipitsitsa kwambiri chimene chingachitike m’moyo ndicho kubetcherana pamahatchi ndi kupambana paubwana wake.
Kubetcha pamahatchi ali aang'ono. "- Danny McGouty

"Palibe galu yemwe angapite mwachangu ngati ndalama zomwe mumabetcha." - Bud Flanagan

"Ku kasino, kuwasunga akusewera ndi kuwasunga kuti abwerere ndi chinthu chofunikira kwambiri. Mukasewera nthawi yayitali, mumataya kwambiri, ndipo pamapeto pake mumapeza zonse. " - Robert De Niro mu "Casino"

Ngati muli ndi ndalama komanso mowa wambiri, mutha kutaya moyo wanu patebulo lamasewera." - Michael Ventura

"Russian Roulette sizofanana popanda mfuti." - Lady Gaga

"Makina olowera amakhala ngati wachinyamata, amalonjeza zosangalatsa zosayerekezeka, amakwaniritsa zilakolako zanu zakuya ndikukwaniritsa zokhumba zanu zonse." - Frank Scovlate

“Nkhani ya kutchova njuga ndi yophatikiza zonse, imaphatikiza chibadwa cha munthu kuti azisewera ndi chikhumbo chofuna kudziwa tsogolo la munthu komanso tsogolo lake.” - Franz Rosenthal

“Palibe bambo kapena mwana wamwamuna patebulo lotchova njuga.” - Mwambi wachi China

"Ndimakonda kusewera blackjack. Sindimakonda kutchova njuga, ndimakonda kukhala mozungulira. " - Mitch Hedberg

"Ndikufuna kuti anthu amvetsetse kuti kutchova njuga si chinthu choipa ngati kumachitidwa molingana ndi zomwe zimapangidwira kuti zikhale zosangalatsa komanso zosangalatsa." - Michael Jordan

“Pali njira zitatu zowonongera: akazi, otchova njuga ndi mainjiniya. Akazi ndi osangalala kwambiri, otchova njuga ndi othamanga kwambiri, akatswiri ndi odalirika kwambiri.”—Georges Pompidou

"Lotale. Misonkho kwa anthu amene ali oipa masamu. "- Wolemba sakudziwika.

“Njira yabwino yoponyera dayisi ndiyo kuitaya.” – Mwambi wachingerezi

"Baccarat ndi masewera omwe crooper amasonkhanitsa ndalama ndi sled yake yosinthasintha ndikupita nazo kunyumba.

"Gome la roulette sililipira aliyense koma mwini wake. Komabe, ngakhale kuti chilakolako cha masewerawa ndi chofala, chilakolako chosungira tebulo la roulette sichidziwika." - George Bernard amasonyeza

Malo ambiri ogulitsa kubetcha ali ndi mazenera atatu omwe amati 'kubetcherana pano' koma zenera limodzi lokha loti 'lipirani'. "- Jeffrey Bernard

"Ndimakhulupirira mwayi, ndipo ndikamagwira ntchito mwakhama, ndimakhala ndi mwayi." - Thomas Jefferson