82 daga cikin mafi kyawun zantuka game da caca

Caca ita ce, da farko, nishaɗi.Karrarawa na injin ramuka da bushe-bushe, launuka masu ban sha'awa da sifofin wasannin tebur, an tsara komai don nishadantar da abokan cinikinmu.

A gidan caca na ƙasa, ana kunna kiɗan kai tsaye a mashaya da gidajen abinci, kuma liyafa suna da daɗi.A gidajen caca na kan layi, jin daɗin yana ƙaruwa yayin da ake ƙara maki.

Casinos, duka na tushen ƙasa da kan layi, da alama suna da ban sha'awa.

Ana danganta caca da jaraba, amma bincike na baya-bayan nan ya nuna cewa yawancin ’yan wasa sun dogara da jin daɗin da suke samu daga caca.Masu binciken likitanci sun kiyasta cewa kashi 5-8% ne kawai na duk ’yan caca ke nuna shaidar jaraba.Yawancin mutane suna shiga don jin daɗi.
Kuna iya son jin daɗi kawai ta kunna "Wheel of Fortune" da "Diamon Biyu".Ina son sha'awar roulette na Rasha, kuma ina son karta da blackjack tare da hadaddiyar giyar da dabaru masu daɗi.

Casinos na iya zama ba a ba da tabbacin yin nasara ba, amma shi ya sa suke maimaituwa.

Mai barkwanci Chico Marx ya kwatanta wannan da kyau. "Ina fatan samun nasara gobe ko da na yi rashin nasara a yau, kuma zan iya tsammanin rashin gobe ko da na yi nasara a yau. Ba abin farin ciki ba ne a tabbata."

Abin sha'awa, ko da kun yi rashin nasara, kuna jin farin ciki.Wasu binciken sun gano cewa zuwa gidan caca da asarar kuɗi baya sa ƙwarewar gabaɗaya ta zama ƙasa mai daɗi. "Mai wasan caca ba kome ba ne face mutumin da ya yi rayuwa tare da bege." - William Borito

Yawancin shahararrun mutane, kamar Marx, suna da ra'ayi game da caca.
Yawancinsu sun sami ban dariya a cikin rasawa da canza sa'a.
"Masanin wasan karta Phil Helmas ya ce, "Idan ba ku da sa'a, koyaushe kuna iya yin nasara."

Mun tattara wasu fitattun maganganun caca masu nishadantarwa daga ɗimbin mashahuran mutane, gami da tsoffin masana falsafa kamar Pubilius Syrus, masana kimiyya kamar Albert Einstein, da ƴan wasan kwaikwayo kamar Paul Newman.

Ko kun kasance sababbi a duniyar caca ko ɗan wasan gidan caca mai ɗorewa, tabbas waɗannan layin za su sa ku murmushi.

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"Caca ita ce gaba a Intanet, ba shi da amfani duba da ƙazantattun hotuna." - Simon Noble

"Harbin da ba a yi ba kullum suna kasawa 100%." ​​- Wayne Gretzky

"Masu caca tara ba za su iya ciyar da zakara ɗaya ba" in ji Yugoslavia

"Ku ci gungumen ku, amma kar ku ci kuɗin kuɗin da kuka ci" - Ba a sani ba

"Sa'a ta gaskiya ba game da samun mafi kyawun katunan a teburin ba, shine wanda ya fi sa'a wanda ya san lokacin da zai tashi ya koma gida." - John Milton Hay

"Abin da kawai tabbatacce game da sa'a shi ne cewa zai canza." - Wilson Mizuner

"Hanya mafi aminci don ninka kuɗin ku shine ku ninka su baya kuma sanya su cikin aljihu." - Kin Hubbard

"Caca alama ce ta ɗan adam, ba mugunta ba. Muna yin caca. Wasu mutane suna yin ta a teburin wasa, wasu ba sa yin ta. Wasa, nasara, wasa, rasa. Play. " - Janet Winterson

"Mafi kyawun ɗan caca, mafi munin mutum." - Publius Syrus

“Mutumin da ya kirkiri karta yana da hankali, amma wanda ya kirkiro kwakwalwan kwamfuta ya kasance
Ya kasance mai hazaka. "- Julius Wine Trove

"A bara, mutane sun sami fiye da dala biliyan 10 a cikin karta, kuma casinos sun sami yen biliyan 27 kawai a gefen su." - Samantha Bee

"Yana da wuya a bar teburin a lokacin rani, har ma da wuya a bar teburin lokacin da kuka rasa." - Carla Bertoia

"Dakata yayin da kuke cin nasara. Duk mafi kyawun 'yan caca suna yi." - Baltasar Gracián y Morales

"Yan caca ba su taɓa yin kuskure iri ɗaya sau biyu ba, yawanci fiye da sau uku." - Terry Murphy

"'Yan caca suna wasa ko da tare da rashin daidaituwa da ke gaba da su." - Roger "Lou Krieger" Lubin

"Ba za ka iya canza your sa'a yayin da zaune a can, amma za ka iya ko da yaushe canza your inji!" - James Hauenstein

"Kada ku dauki kasada mafi girma" - Tim Fargo

"Buƙatun yin caca ya kasance duniya baki ɗaya kuma aikin yana da daɗi sosai wanda ina tsammanin dole ne ya zama mugunta." - Heywood Hale Brune

"Daya daga cikin mafi kyawun hanyoyin yin caca shine tare da fakitin garma da kayan lambu." - Dan Bennett

"Mutanen da ba sa tsoron shiga gidan caca suna da wadata sosai ko kuma ba su yi nazarin wasan sosai ba." Terrence "VP Pappy" Murphy

"Sa'a shine abin da ke faruwa lokacin da shirye-shirye da dama suka hadu." - Seneca

"Gidan ba ya doke 'yan wasa, yana ba su damar doke kansu." - Nick Dandaros

"Sa'a ko da yaushe yana da alama ya zama hasara ga waɗanda suka dogara da shi." -
Mawallafin da ba a san shi ba

"Akwai hanya mai sauƙi don dawowa daga gidan caca a matsayin ɗan arziki: samun arziki" - Jack Jerton

"Idan ba ku da sa'a, za ku iya yin nasara a kowane lokaci." - Phil Helmas

"Dole ne mutum ya yi wasa aƙalla sau ɗaya a rana, ko kuma bazai lura da shi ba yayin tafiya cikin sa'a." - Jimmy Jones

"Wadanda kawai ke ɗaukar tsintsiya da shebur za su iya korar tseren kuma su sami kuɗi." - Elbert Hubbard

"Caca babban daidaito ne, kowa yana daidai da katin. " - Nikolai Gogol

"Katunan caca, dice, hannun jari, da dai sauransu abu ɗaya ne, game da samun kuɗi ba tare da bayar da daidai ba." - Henry Ward Beecher

"Caca ibada ce ta ɗan caca, annabci ibada ce ta tsarkaka." - Toba Beta

"Sa'a koyaushe yana tare da mu, mai kyau ko mara kyau, amma yana da hanyar ba da fifiko ga masu hankali da nuna baya ga wawaye." - John Dewey

"Ba wanda zai iya cin nasara koyaushe, kuma waɗanda suka ce ko dai maƙaryata ne ko kuma ba sa wasa poker." - Alfred Alvarez

"Caca yana da manyan abubuwan jin daɗi guda biyu: nasara da asara" - Faransanci yana faɗin

"Don zama zakaran wasan karta, dole ne ku kasance da mafitsara mai karfi." - Jack McClelland

"A karshen mako a Vegas ba tare da caca ko sha ba kamar Kirista ne da aka haifa." - Artie Lang

Ana gudanar da caca a kan cewa kwadayi yana cike da sa'a. "Rita Mae Brown
"Idan kun yi rashin nasara a yau, za ku iya tsammanin nasarar gobe, kuma idan kun ci nasara a yau, za ku iya tsammanin asarar gobe. Tabbatacce ba shi da ban sha'awa." - Chico Marx

"Mutumin mutum ne wanda ya biya bashin caca, ko da ya san cewa an yaudare shi." - Leo Tolstoy

"Don samun nasara a matsayin ɗan caca, dole ne ku yi watsi da kuɗi gaba ɗaya." - Doyle Brunson

“Idan da gaske kuna son yin takara, ku yanke shawara a kan abubuwa uku tukuna.
A gungumen azaba, da kuma karshen lokaci. "- Sinanci yana cewa

"Ba za ku iya doke teburin roulette ba tare da satar kuɗi daga teburin roulette ba." - Albert Einstein

“Lokacin da nake karama ana kiran ni dan wasan caca, sa’ad da nake karama ana kiran ni dan wasan caca, kuma da na girma ana ce da ni mai hasashe, yanzu ana ce da ni ma’aikacin banki, amma ko da yaushe ni daya. Ina yin haka. ”- Sir Ernest Cassel

"Caca don samun damar yin caca washegari, ba caca don cin nasara ba." - Bert Ambrose

"Mummunan zunubai na caca shine kuskuren wasa mara kyau don mummunan sa'a." - Ian Fleming

“Wani mutum ya tambaye ni dalilin da ya sa mata ba sa yin caca kamar maza, sai na ce, “Ba ni da kuɗin.”Wannan daidai ne, amma amsar da ba ta cika ba.Hasali ma, cikar sha’awar mace ta caca tana cika ta hanyar aure”. --Gloria Steinem

"Me ke karfafa 'yan caca? Kasada ko soyayya ga kasala? "- Paul Bamicore

"Las Vegas shine, kamar yadda na sani, kawai wurin da kudi ke magana da gaske - Daga Frank Sinatra's" Joker is Wild "

"Caca, wanda aka sani da kasuwanci, yana ƙin kasuwanci, wanda aka sani da caca." - Ambrose Bierce

"Don samun nasara, dole ne a haife ku da sa'a ko kuma ku yi nasara. Kada ku daina. Wasu kuɗi suna da amfani, amma ainihin abin da ya dace ba shine ku fuskanci gaskiyar ba." - Ruth・ Gordon

"Caca yana siyan bege tare da bashi." - Alan Wykes

"Dala da kuka ci tana da daɗi sau biyu kamar dalar da kuke samu." - Paul Newman

"Poker kamar jima'i ne, kowa yana tunanin su ne mafi kyau, amma yawancin mutane ba su san abin da suke yi ba." - Dutch Boyd

"Ba za ku iya samun wani abu ba tare da rasa duk abin da kuke da shi ba." - Nadia Scrieva

"Ƙasashen da kuka yi fare, yawancin ku rasa lokacin da kuka ci nasara." - Bob Nastanovich

"Na kasance dan wasan caca mai nauyi, amma yanzu ina yin fare ne kawai, ta haka ne na rasa zuciyata." - Steve Allen

"Caca ɗan kwaɗayi ne kuma uban yanke ƙauna." - Faransanci yana cewa

"Caca ta haɗa iyali tare. Dole ne in ƙaura zuwa wani ƙaramin gida." Tommy Cooper

"Idan kana son zama mai arziki, yi tunani game da ceto da samun riba." - Benjamin Franklin

"Idan ba za ku iya ganin duck a cikin minti 30 na farko ba, ku duck ne." - Mike McDermott

"Poker hanya ce mai wahala don rayuwa mai dadi." - Doyle Brunson

"Kamar yadda duk shaidu suka nuna, Allah ainihin ɗan caca ne, sararin samaniya babban gidan caca ne, ana jefa dice, kuma ƙafafun roulette suna juyawa a kowane lokaci." - Dr. Hawking

"Ba zan iya gaskanta cewa Allah yana mirgina dice a sararin samaniya ba" - Albert Einstein

"Caca wani ɓangare ne na yanayin ɗan adam, Ina son shi, caca shine mafi ban sha'awa. Na sami kuɗi da yawa kuma na yi asara." --Jerry Lewis

"A cikin caca, mutane da yawa dole ne su yi rashin nasara domin wasu su ci nasara." - George Bernard Shaw

“Shawarar ga waɗanda ba a haife su ba ita ce, ba a haife su da ƙwaƙƙwaran caca ba sai idan suna da hankali.
Idan ba ku fahimci yiwuwar da kyau ba. "- Jack Drafus

“Daya daga cikin mafi munin abubuwan da ka iya faruwa a rayuwa shine yin caca akan doki da nasara tun yana karami.
Bet a kan dawakai a matashi. "- Danny McGuty

"Babu kare da zai iya motsawa da sauri kamar kuɗin da kuka yi fare." - Bad Flanagan

"A gidajen caca, abubuwan yau da kullun shine su ci gaba da wasa da dawo da su. Muddin kuna wasa, ƙarin asarar ku kuma a ƙarshe kun sami komai. " - Robert De Niro a cikin "Casino"

"Idan kuna da kuɗi da adadin giya, za ku sami sanda a rayuwar ku a teburin roulette." - Michael Ventura

"Rasha roulette ba iri ɗaya ba ne ba tare da bindiga ba." - Lady Gaga

"Na'urar ramin tana zaune kamar matashin oiran, tana yin alkawalin jin daɗin da ba a taɓa gani ba, yana cika sha'awarku mai zurfi, kuma yana biyan duk abin da kuke so." - Frank Scobrait

"Jigon caca yana tattare da komai. Yana haɗa dabi'ar dabi'ar wasan mutum tare da sha'awar sanin makomar mutum da makomarsa." - Franz Rosenthal

"Babu uba ko ɗa a teburin caca." - Sinanci yana cewa

"Ina son wasa blackjack, ban kamu da caca ba, na kamu da zama a cikin da'ira." - Mitch Hedberg

"Ina son mutane su fahimci cewa caca ba abu mara kyau bane idan an yi ta a cikin ainihin tsarin jin daɗi da nishaɗi." - Michael Jordan

"Akwai hanyoyi guda uku na lalata: mata, caca, da masu fasaha. Mata sun fi jin daɗi, caca shine mafi sauri, kuma masu fasaha sun fi dacewa." - George Pompidou

"Lottery. Haraji ga mutanen da ba su da kyau a lissafi. "- Mawallafin ba a sani ba

"Hanya mafi kyau don jefa dice ita ce jefar da su." - Turanci yana cewa

"Baccarat wasa ne wanda ma'aikacin jirgin ya tattara kuɗi da takobi mai sassauƙa kuma ya dawo da su. Idan zan iya aron farantinsa, da na zauna." - Mark Twain

"Tebur na roulette ba ya biya kowa sai wanda ya mallaki shi. Duk da haka, sha'awar wasanni na kowa, amma sha'awar kula da roulette ba a sani ba. " - George Bernard show

"Yawancin shagunan yin fare suna da tagogi uku waɗanda ke cewa" fare a nan "amma sai taga guda ɗaya da ta ce" biya ". "- Jeffrey Bernard

"Na yi imani da sa'a kuma ina tsammanin da wahala ka yi aiki, mafi kyawun sa'arka." - Thomas Jefferson